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-- -- -- This is a copy and paste from an email -- -- --

How smart is Your Right Foot ?

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............

This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again

To See If you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's preprogrammed in

Your Brain!

1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......)

And while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your

Computer,

Lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your

Right hand. Your foot will change direction (If it doesn't you h ave a

Neurological problem)!

I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day i s done you

Are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Send it to your buddies to frustrate them, too.

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Your foot won't change direction if you start the "6" at the bottom, as it will then be drawn in the same colockwise direction as the foot. (I didn't have anything else to do right now)

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Your foot won't change direction if you start the "6" at the bottom, as it will then be drawn in the same colockwise direction as the foot. (I didn't have anything else to do right now)

I tried it out and found that you were both right. But since finding out the secret of success I decided to send my wife a love note to prove I wasn't absolutely crazy. Here's a copy of the note.

Red Skelton's Recipe for the Perfect Marriage

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our Anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" She said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."

8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always".

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine" Proverbs 17:22 KJV

Blessings! flower

Lift Jesus up!!

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