A string walks into a bar

[LynnDel]

I mentioned to someone that I needed a joke, laughter being a good medicine. The following is what I received:

A string walks into a bar. (or Jamba Juice bar, if you prefer - and you can change some of the following details, if you wish)

The barman says, "Get out of here, we don't serve strings here."

The string says, "That's fine. Get me a beer."

The barman glares: "Look buddy, I just said we don't serve strings. Ain't you a string?"

"No, I'm a frayed knot."

[Jeannieb43]

That's a good one, LynnDel! My law partner used to tell that one, only he'd draw it out to make it three strings walking into the bar. The bartender throws out both of the first two.... etc. till finally the third one comes up with the winning line.

It's so cute. Starts out "bad" but ends up being just a good pun!

Thanks for reminding me.

[Neil D]

Afraid not= a frayed knot

Ok, that makes it to my list of lame jokes that I am going to be telling to my patients.....

Along with the Santa joke

and the 4 doctor jokes

and the church joke....