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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

There's sumptin wrong with them there bones of yurs.

That is my belief and ...

I for one ... refuse to be "debriefed" of my beliefs or my briefs.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

Posted

[looking at Redwood sincerely]...briefly speaking?

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

[looking at Redwood sincerely]...briefly speaking?

Ye beastly bag 'a bones you.

What has befallen ye?

What bedlam is before us?

This bemoaning on your behalf would form the basis of limiting this blabbering beleaguerer from bellowing his beliefs.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

Posted

" blabbering beleaguerer"....?

"bellowing his beliefs."...?

OOoh my! Since when did "beleaguerer" become a word?

er..perhaps a mistake? maybe a defrocked beleaguer...er...besiege badger has booby hatched some new topsy-turvydom in his yowling......

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

Speaking of "yowling" and "blabbering" you scowling beleaguerer. I hope you appreciate my rights to bellow my beliefs. Because I'm sure goin to do it from the depths of my bowels.

(Am I allowed to talk about body parts on CA ?? )

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

Posted

Listen you rapscallion scallywag, your varlet ways will undoubtedly get you in trouble....If I am not allowed to talk about my sex life, you certainly are not allowed to talk about your bowels....

However, your beliefs, however brief, are perfectly fine....

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted
offtobed

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

Posted

What???? No comment????? gah

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

You just de-briefed me that I should be brief ... SO .. I'm trying to be "brief".

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

Posted

You just de-briefed me that I should be brief ... SO .. I'm trying to be "brief".

EXCUSE ME, but I never said that you should be brief.....

I said your beliefs were brief....

You see, your varlet ways will unfound your knave foundations.

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

Oh. My beliefs are brief. Yeah. As we discovered ... I have only one. And ... That is a brief belief if I ever saw one.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

Posted

Oh. My beliefs are brief. Yeah. As we discovered ... I have only one. And ... That is a brief belief if I ever saw one.

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

Posted

Are you sure you checked yur bag o bones ... you bumbling beleaguering bee keeper.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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