Neil D Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 There once was a snail who decided that he was tired of running around so fast on his own power, that he thought he would buy a car and travel a bit easier. [snail...Going fast??? there is something wrong with this picture! but bear with me...] Anyways, the snail decides to buy a car and goes into a car dealership and a car salesman come out to give him the "car dealer" pitch...Says the sail, " I want to buy a car." Says the Salesman, "Sure, no problem snail. How much do you want to spend?". Says the snail, "I will pay list price on one condition!"..."What's the condition, Snail?". "I was a big 'S' painted on every door and on the trunk and hood of the car...And it has to be in red.". Says the car salesman, "Sure, that's no problem. But tell me, why do you need a red 'S' on the hood, trunk and every car door, snail" .... "Because," says the snail. "When I drive by, I want people to say.........." Wait for it........ " .....Look at that 'S' car go!" Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Neil D Posted March 30, 2008 Author Posted March 30, 2008 So Doug.... Do I need to post a warning lable on my jokes? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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