The solution

[Bravus]

Two offices, a house, a car and a bike means I have quite a cluster of keys:

They've done quite the number on the ignition area of the old GSXF I'm selling:

They'd started doing the same to the Bandit, which was equisite and perfect when I bought it:

Fortunately, most of that polished out pretty easily:

But really, a long term solution was needed. I took most of the keys off the ring and just used the bike key by itself, dropping it in my glove when I left the bike. But I almost lost it a few times that way.

So there was really only one possible way to go for a big, black, Aussie muscle bike:

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[Dr. Shane]

And so masculine!

[Amelia]

Awwww that's sooo cute. Did you pick that out or one of the ladies of the family?