Penis theft panic hits city..

[Stan]

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By Joe Bavier

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)

[John317]

Imagine the embarrassment of having to give testimony in open court showing evidence of these charges.

[Woody]

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steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic

I've never been in an area that suffered from a Penis Panic ... but I can imagine it would have the potential to be potent especially if it was caused by a powerful potion.

[olger]

Particularly problematic pandemic of paranoia. Positively puzzling...

[Liz]

Wouldn't they have to prove that they were bigger to begin with? Do they have a leg to stand on, to make the charges stick?

[Nan]

Alluring alliteration always augments any allegations.

[Brutha Bouregard]

Alluring alliteration always augments any allegations.

Why, Little Lady, surely we don't need to allure anyone into any alliterations when it comes to the fairer sex....

But surely, the Lord can NOT bless us when we are thinking sex sex sex when we need to think Lord , Lord Lord ...

After all, it is more of Him that we need, and...um..if you will permit me to indulge a poor reference, less of other members that we need to concentrate upon...