Stan Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 CONCERNING A NEW HOSPITAL POLICY... The allergists voted to scratch it. The dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. The microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein. The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception. The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. The orthopedists issued a joint resolution. The parasitologists said, "well, if you encyst." The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!" The pediatricians said, "grow up." The proctologists said, "we are in arrears." The psychiatrists thought it was madness. The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The radiologists could see right through it. The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow. The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter." The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward. The D.O.s thought they were being manipulated. The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. And the otologists were deaf to the idea. The new wing didn't fly! Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
Guest gem Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Nice. Tempted to post it on the wall in the staff's washroom. No wonder why the Strathcona Regional Hospital still isn't built - tentative completion date is 2010 - but now seems like it's back to square one. Quote
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