nishaun Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Quote
nuff sed Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Only one..but it takes eight million years............... Quote
nuff sed Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Only one..but it takes eight million years............... Quote
nishaun Posted June 14, 2008 Author Posted June 14, 2008 Sadly, we will never know, the evolutionists embarked on a life or death struggle to decide who would be the fittest to screw in a light bulb. A violent campaign of murder and mayhem left few survivors. And of those that survived not many were able to even move their arms, much less their broken legs. The light bulb was also smashed in the ensuing chaos. The electric company turned off the power because no one bothered to get a productive job. Police were even called to break up this naziesque behavior. The neighbors were left disheartened because of this mischief and started to lock their doors, even refusing to bring their children to the playground. Property values started to decline as criminals prowled the unlit streets. The lights of human civilization started to fade as the lights of the cities burned out. This left many to ponder why they allowed God's light in the hands of the evolutionists. Quote
Planey Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 jejeje Quote Graeme____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Moderators Bravus Posted June 17, 2008 Moderators Posted June 17, 2008 So funny I forgot to laugh Quote Truth is important
Planey Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Sorry Dave. Apparently that was how a Spanish-speaking poster wrote "hehehe". I just thought it was cute and somehow appropriate. Quote Graeme____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Administrators Gail Posted June 17, 2008 Administrators Posted June 17, 2008 Sorry Dave. Apparently that was how a Spanish-speaking poster wrote "hehehe". I just thought it was cute and somehow appropriate. I don't think that was directed at you, Graeme Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
nishaun Posted June 17, 2008 Author Posted June 17, 2008 Spanish speaking people say oh..LOL...a Quote
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