Blonde Jokes

[Neil D]

Ok, we know that there are a lot of blonde jokes out there...

This experiment is requiring that you tell a blonde joke that YOU personally find amusing...[and if you don't find blonde jokes amusing or you don't have one, well, the world is not exactly interested, so you don't have to spoil it for the rest of us...]

If it is crass, gross, or life threatening, let's avoid those...

{IOWs, I don't want the "how do you kill a blonde? Throw a scratch and sniff in the pool." joke.}

So, Let's begin.....

Since today is friday-

Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?

*T*oes *G*o *I*n *F*irst

[Bravus]

Since I have two blonde daughters, one of whom is taller than me, I have to use these with extreme caution...

So I'll just go with:

Some are born blonde, some achieve blondness and some have blondness thrust upon them

[there buster]

EVERYONE in my family is blonde except me. My wife, my son, my two daughters.

My youngest daughter collects blonde jokes. Her favorite was about the blonde driver, stopped by a blonde woman cop. Asked for ID, the driver rummaged around in her glove compartment, and came up with her compact. She opened it, and handed it to the officer.

Looking into the mirror, he policewoman replied, "If I'd known you were a cop I wouldn't have stopped you."

[Dr. Shane]

Living where 87% of the population is Hispanic, I don't hear any blonde jokes.