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SHORT AND TO THE POINT

Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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Alaska

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

And

Texas

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Our

DIPSTICKS

Are located in

Washington, DC !!!

Lift Jesus up!!

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:))

And truly "dippy" they are, too.

Jeannie<br /><br /><br />...Change is inevitable; growth is optional....

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