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Originally Posted By: Redwood
All I can say is that if the disciples didn't wash their hands at potluck ... why should 'I' ?

Redwood,

I found this for you....Just for you.....

And personally, I think EVERY bathroom needs one of these devices...

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Good one Neil. I would suggest that we could also have one that rings for those who don't "Obey the Law" And are "Going to H*ll". That way we could divide the Saints and the sinners. You could call it a Saint detector. So all will know.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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The comedian, Bill Engvall, has something along those lines...

He claims that there are people who do stupid behavior or ask stupid questions...For example, he was come up a dock after a sucessfull fishing trip where he had a fairly good string of trout that was caught. A passerby asks, "you catch all those fish?" to which Bill answered- "Nope! Talked them into giving up". Here's your sign...

Apparently, there are people who ask the most rediculous/obvious questions or who do the most obviously stupid behaviors...We need some sort of sign that these people are this way so as to protect them from embarrasement, or their own behavior....

A guy was trying to buy a VW bug from Bill. After driving the car a couple of miles, they pulled back into the driveway, and the prospective buyer gets out to inspect the car....He looks at the twin muffler pipes on the VW and reaches down and grabs them. "Ouch!" he says " Boy, they're hot." Here's your sign....

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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Red, just ran across this. It's interesting.

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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Potluck is Goodluck

In maths we can take out the common factor and see what is revealed:

(Pot is Good)(luck) thinking

Truth is important

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In maths we can take out the common factor and see what is revealed:

(Pot is Good)(luck) thinking

As an unqualified legalist, I just love the Distributive Law...

Graeme

Graeme

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Red, just ran across this. It's interesting.

Interesting.

Do you think that handwashing is one of those traditions that has been done away with?

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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Done away with? Well it sounds like it wasn't anything to begin with. Modern medicine and common sense tells us it is healthier to wash than not. But it's neither a requirement nor a sin, not to wash.

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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