Neil D Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 Last joke that you "needed" to hear and the one that I promised you- Four physcians at a cocktail party start talkin' shop... First physcian says that, in his humble opinion, the easiest person to operate on are librarians....reason: All you have to do is follow the alphabet... The other 3 physcians nod thier head and say uh huh, uh huh.. Second physcian says, Well gentlemen, I think we all know that the easiest patient to operate on are engineers...'cause if you have an extra part, or heaven forbit, you come up short a part, they really seem to understand....And the other 3 physcians nod thier head and say uh huh, uh huh.. Third physcian says, Well, I MY humble opinion, the easiest patient to operate on are...ACCOUNTANTS...cause all you have to do is [looking this way, and that] FOLLOW THE NUMBERS....And the other 3 physcians vigeriously nod thier head and say uh huh, uh huh.. Fourth physcian says, "Gentlemen, you have it alll wrong. The easiest patient to operate on are lawyers." To which the other three physcians say, " No Way!" "You've got to be kidding!" UH huh!" Says the fourth physcian, "UH HUH! Think about it. They're heartless. They're gutless. They're spineless and the head ends and bottom ends are interchangeable. " Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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