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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dim bulb put her up there to begin with.

"Absurdity reigns and confusion makes it look good."

"Sinless perfection is such a shallow goal."

"I love God only as much as the person I love the least."

*Forgiveness is always good news. And that is the gospel truth.

(And finally, the ideas expressed above are solely my person views and not that of any organization with which I am associated.)

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Somebody needs to help the poor thing get off that post!

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The term post-turtle is normally used to describe the people God has elevated to a high place. I have never heard it used in any other context. Someone who is post-turtle holds a position that they could only have if God Himself gave it to them.

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holds a position that they could only have if God Himself gave it to them.

Now we can add a new title to her ...

Prophetess and Vice President Sarah Palin

I knew I had been studying Palintology for some reason.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
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My former boss used to be a cowboy in Wyoming and he told me about post turtles one day. It's not a complimentary term... it's more like the story Tom wrote in the first posting on this thread.

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Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup.

If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony.

Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?

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Okay. Now I am totally confused. Do I call her one of not?

May we be one so that the world may be won.
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Why call her names at all?

Can we just either agree with her and vote Rep. or disagree and vote Dem, and call it good? Or is name calling a necessary part of politics in america?

There's also the options of voting 3rd party, as well as not voting at all.

But I prefer it most when we can "agree to disagree" or agree together, and treat others as the humans with equal rights that they are.

I like the name "post turtle", it sounds funny, but a bit cruel too.

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Finally someone who makes sense about the necessary evil called politics. You are absolutely correct about all the name calling.

pk

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Thanks, couldn't agree more.

I just hope that whomever is elected, can do something great for this great nation.

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Shane is just trying to put lipstick... Oops, never mind... tomato

He is just doing his typical Republican spin dance...

ROFL

"Absurdity reigns and confusion makes it look good."

"Sinless perfection is such a shallow goal."

"I love God only as much as the person I love the least."

*Forgiveness is always good news. And that is the gospel truth.

(And finally, the ideas expressed above are solely my person views and not that of any organization with which I am associated.)

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