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This is the PowerPoint from a sermon I preached about 4 years ago. I just stumbled over it as I was cleaning up some old CDs, and thought I'd share. Do with it what you will:

Attack of the Fruit Inspectors

Truth is important

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Very Good Bravus . Thanks. I will be showing this one to my wife. I think she will like it also.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
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I believe in Hematology.
 

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Very good.

For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26

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Thanks Bravus, good perspective.

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That's great Dave! I know just the people who need to hear that the most!! bwink

But I did enjoy that. I think I went through an inspector phase, and many converts do. I hope I avoid being a fruit inspector without going losing my desire to improve myself.

ἡ ἀλήθεια ἐλευθερώσει ὑμᾶς

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I hope I avoid being a fruit inspector without going losing my desire to improve myself.

There is no problem with fruit inspectors as long as they inspect their own fruit and not others.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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Awesome to see you here, Mark, welcome.

Folks, Mark is a very good guy who I've known for a very long time. Please help me make him feel at home!

Truth is important

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There is no problem with fruit inspectors as long as they inspect their own fruit and not others.

I suppose that is good advice as long as you're willing to swallow rotten fruit when you bite into it.

"As I have watched over them to pluck up, to break down, to overthrow, to destroy and to bring disaster, so I will watch over them to build and to plant," declares the LORD.

"In those days they will not say again,

'The fathers have eaten sour grapes,

And the children's teeth are set on edge.'

"But everyone will die for his own iniquity; each man who eats the sour grapes, his teeth will be set on edge. "

Jeremiah 31:28-30 NASB

Regards! peace

Lift Jesus up!!

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Hmm - who is doing the watching in those verses?

Truth is important

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Awesome to see you here, Mark, welcome.

Folks, Mark is a very good guy who I've known for a very long time. Please help me make him feel at home!

Okay ... if Bravus knows you then you must be a good mate ... so we won't give you a bad time as your initiation.

Welcome Mark

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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so we won't give you a bad time as your initiation.

My uncle Redwood only speaks for himself. I on the other hand, will give you a hard time, if I can.

Welcome Mark flower

For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26

Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.

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Originally Posted By: Redwood
so we won't give you a bad time as your initiation.

My uncle Redwood only speaks for himself. I on the other hand, will give you a hard time, if I can.

No attacking of this new mate of ours ... or I will inspect your fruit.

ayeyiyi

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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salut2.gif Welcome to C/A, Mark!

Pam     coffeecomputer.GIF   

Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup.

If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony.

Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?

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No attacking of this new mate of ours ... or I will inspect your fruit.

ayeyiyi

ROFL

For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26

Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.

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Originally Posted By: Redwood
No attacking of this new mate of ours ... or I will inspect your fruit.

ayeyiyi

ROFL

For shame, you two!!!! [muttering something about CYBER inspecting CYBER FRUIT!! ] Even ***I*** am not that bad....

Bravus, are you SURE you want us to welcome him??? He might become as perverted as these two!

Mark: Ignore these two...PLEASE, come back and chat with us. You are more than welcomed to do so...

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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This is the PowerPoint from a sermon I preached about 4 years ago. I just stumbled over it as I was cleaning up some old CDs, and thought I'd share. Do with it what you will:

Attack of the Fruit Inspectors

Bravus,

Can't seem to get this sucker to download nor to inspect the fruitinspectors...

And believe it or not, fruit inspecting, in the spiritual sense, came up in a personal discussion this past sabbath...I sure could have used this, if this had opened up to me...

Discussion of the pastor who sure knows how to "call sin by it's right name"...which lead to the discussion of behaviors and fruit of the spirit....and inspecting of the fruit..all the while not judging a person....

sure which I could have looked at that Power point presentation....

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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Originally Posted By: Liz

ROFL

For shame' date=' you two!!!! [muttering something about CYBER inspecting CYBER FRUIT!! '] Even ***I*** am not that bad....

Bravus, are you SURE you want us to welcome him??? He might become as perverted as these two!

Mark: Ignore these two...PLEASE, come back and chat with us. You are more than welcomed to do so...

Don't be fooled Mark ... this poster may be acting like HE is the normal one ... but the truth is far from that. Ha Ha.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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Don't be fooled Mark ... this poster may be acting like HE is the normal one ... but the truth is far from that. Ha Ha.

Mark, I hate to BE a fruit inspector, but who are you going to believe....a moderator of a respectable bulletin board or a republican who grows poppies and sells the illicit product?

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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I humbly bow to the head pirate. You are so right. I can in no way stand up to your pedigree. And for certain ... I'm not going to rid myself of my poppy fields.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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For shame, you two!!!! [muttering something about CYBER inspecting CYBER FRUIT!! ] Even ***I*** am not that bad....

He might become as perverted as these two!

Get a load of this Uncle Red; Neil is acting like HE is the sane one in our family. HA, again HA I say.

For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26

Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.

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Get a load of this Uncle Red; Neil is acting like HE is the sane one in our family. HA, again HA I say.

Well, ....it's obviously true....... angelnot

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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shouldn't the family laundry be kept in the family?

Pam     coffeecomputer.GIF   

Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup.

If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony.

Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?

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Not sure why it won't work for you, Neil, but I can probably email it to you. Gimme a tick.

Truth is important

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shouldn't the family laundry be kept in the family?

And how are you gonna reflect and commiserate on your own family if this "family" is quiet? How are you gonna laugh at our antics when they reflect so much of your family's?

I may give Liz and Redwood a hard time....and they me, but I will tell you this much, Pam....

I will go a long way to either one's house if either one needed my help and if I deemed that only **I** was the one that could help them...

That same dedication is offered to everyone here whom I deem as friend or family....including you, Pam....

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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