Neil D Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Something to do..... Have a "Who is less competitive" competition Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose. Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Neil D Posted February 7, 2009 Author Posted February 7, 2009 Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Neil D Posted February 7, 2009 Author Posted February 7, 2009 Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one. Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Neil D Posted February 7, 2009 Author Posted February 7, 2009 Have a water gargling contest Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh. Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Neil D Posted February 7, 2009 Author Posted February 7, 2009 DISCLAIMER: Obviously, a lot of these suggestions are really dumb things to do, so don't take them seriously. And whatever you do, don't be as stupid as this halfwit from New Jersey who mailed this: "we attempted your 'water drinking contest' we drank 48oz of water each in about 7 min, and 3 seconds later we were puking uncontrollably all over the kitchen. how dare you put this on your web site its very dangerous and health dangering. legal action may take place since you have no warnings on your site explaining you are not responsible for out comes of ''useless games' or the possible risks. " Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Members phkrause Posted February 7, 2009 Members Posted February 7, 2009 And Neil depending on who you do this do! It could just get you killed!!! hahaha For real when I lived in NYC years ago when in my teens, I know some people that wouldn't ask questions first! hahahaha dgrimm and Neil have a good sabbath. pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
nuff sed Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Could this be in the "Why Worry? category This little ditty is not theologically correct but here goes! "Why worry" There are only two things in life to worry about #1...You are going to live #2...You are going to die If you live you have nothing to worry about If you die you have only two things to worry about #1...You are going UP #2...You are going DOWN If you go UP you have nothing to worry about If you go DOWN.............you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won't have time to worry! SO WHY WORRY? Quote
nuff sed Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 My mother told me not to smoke I DON'T Or listen to a naughty joke I DON'T She made it plain I must not wink At pretty girls or even think About intoxicating drink I DON'T To dance and flirt are very wrong Wild youth chase women wine and song I kiss no girls, not even one I would not know how it is done You wouldn't think I have much fun I DON'T by that famous poet Anonymous Quote
olger Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Could this be in the "Why Worry? category This little ditty is not theologically correct but here goes! "Why worry" There are only two things in life to worry about #1...You are going to live #2...You are going to die If you live you have nothing to worry about If you die you have only two things to worry about #1...You are going UP #2...You are going DOWN If you go UP you have nothing to worry about If you go DOWN.............you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won't have time to worry! SO WHY WORRY? Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.."
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