Stan Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 Christmas is weird - what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? ---------------------------------------------------------- "The obituaries in the newspaper prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that people die in alphabetical order." ---------------------------------------------------------- "What makes airport security think they can find something in my wife's purse when she can't?" --------------------------------------------------------- "I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes." ---------------------------------------------------------- "If Alexander Graham Bell had a teenage daughter, he never would have invented the telephone." ----------------------------------------------------------- "My wife and I have a system for settling arguments. We just talk and talk until she's right." ------------------------------------------------------------ "A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it." ------------------------------------------------------------ "Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?" -------------------------------------------------------------- "Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe." --------------------------------------------------------------- Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration. -------------------------------------------------------------- If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes - there's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. ----------------------------------------------------------------- "A deceased atheist is a man who is all dressed up with no place to go." Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted February 19, 2009 Members Posted February 19, 2009 They're all funny!!!! but I really like these: Quote: "Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?" -------------------------------------------------------------- "Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe." Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?
GreatLakesGramma Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 "Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?" I'll have to remember this one. Quote Catherine God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26. "To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." -- C. S. Lewis
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