Woody Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 Our local advertizing booklet just came out. Paul's Poop Patrol is prominent. Paul will come out and clean up your pouches poop for a price. Initial poop pick up is free with purchase of 2 months service. Call Paul for a cleaner, more enjoyable yard. #1 in Doggie #2 Emergency services available. Paul provides professional weekly services. Paul provides competitive prices for your property. Hey now ... if Paul can do this ... Anyone who needs a job can find one. Hey ... he even gives senior discounts for his poop removal services. I have seen it all ............... Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
Woody Posted March 26, 2009 Author Posted March 26, 2009 If Elephants fly ... Paul's poop patrol is going to be busy going from one home to another catchin' up with the poop droppings. Oh my what a subject. Who started this? Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
Woody Posted March 26, 2009 Author Posted March 26, 2009 Maybe I should ask who pushed it along ... ? Ho he ha ha he ho Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
Liz Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 My question is, what kind of an emergency arises for a poop cleaner? I mean, when does the removal of poop equal an emergency level? Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.
Woody Posted March 27, 2009 Author Posted March 27, 2009 If you are having a party in yur yard ... in a few hours ... the guests are arriving any moment ... THAT IS an emergency. Call Paul's Poop Patrol Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
GreatLakesGramma Posted March 27, 2009 Posted March 27, 2009 Or maybe if you don't own a dog, but someone else's left a deposit in your yard. Quote Catherine God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26. "To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." -- C. S. Lewis
Dottie Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 There are several "businesses" in our area who do that. The county has an ordinance that one must clean up after their pet (either solid or liquid matter) when on any public property, including country roads. So, many people let their dogs use their back yard and don't like to clean up after their pet. So, an entrepreneur will do it for you!! Quote
GreatLakesGramma Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 Unfortunately, what happens here is that some people let their dogs roam, & they relieve themselves wherever they feel like it, with no owner in sight to clean up after them. I chase dogs away when I see them trespassing on my property. One of the reasons I don't have a dog is that I don't want to have to watch where I step in my yard. Quote Catherine God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26. "To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." -- C. S. Lewis
Woody Posted March 28, 2009 Author Posted March 28, 2009 Or maybe if you don't own a dog, but someone else's left a deposit in your yard. The only kinds of 'deposits' I'm into are the ones made at banks. But then with the way the banks are nowadays ... I am considering moving the deposits to my mattress. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
Planey Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 I am considering moving the deposits to my mattress. OK Woodie - you definitely should not get a dog!!! Graeme Quote Graeme____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
GreatLakesGramma Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 HEY GREATLAKESGRAMMA THERE is not a leash law in your town???? dgrimm60 I don't live in town. Quote Catherine God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26. "To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." -- C. S. Lewis
Woody Posted March 28, 2009 Author Posted March 28, 2009 Originally Posted By: Redwood I am considering moving the deposits to my mattress. OK Woodie - you definitely should not get a dog!!! Graeme Oh my ... I am still laughin' about that one. I am not sure you are aware of it ... but I DO have a dog. He is blind and is not always sure of where he is making his deposits. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
Members phkrause Posted March 28, 2009 Members Posted March 28, 2009 Good one Graeme! pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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