Neil D Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 > > 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 > sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. > > 2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over > them with roller blades, they can ignite. > > 3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults > in a crowded restaurant. > > 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor > is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman > underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, > if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of > a 20x20 ft. room. > > 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan > is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw > the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan > can hit a baseball a long way. > > 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't > stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. > > 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh > oh', it's already too late. > > 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of > it. > > 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock > even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in > the movies. > > 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive > tract of a 4-year old Boy. > > 11.) Playdoh and microwave should not be used in the same > sentence. > > 12.) Super glue is forever. > > 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, > you still can't walk on water. > > 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. > > 15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches > even though TV commercials show they do. > > 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. > > 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. > > 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. > > 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic > toys do not like ovens. > > 20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute > response time. > > 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make > earthworms dizzy. > > 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. > > 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. > > 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their > friends, with or without kids. > > 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox > and brake fluid. Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Moderators Bravus Posted April 6, 2009 Moderators Posted April 6, 2009 26. Mixing Clorox and brake fluid is a REALLY BAD IDEA and can result in having your face melted off like that Nazi in Indiana Jones Quote Truth is important
Neil D Posted April 6, 2009 Author Posted April 6, 2009 I take it, you've tried it...or know someone who has....?? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Members phkrause Posted April 6, 2009 Members Posted April 6, 2009 Interesting stuff Neil. Where did you get this from? pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
True-believer Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 so Neil D... Have you experienced all this or do you know people who have? Quote Luke 4:19To preach the acceptable year of the Lord.
Planey Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Quote: Sumptin' other than religion and politics..... Although then again I thought we had a "Humor" section as well... Quote Graeme____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Neil D Posted April 6, 2009 Author Posted April 6, 2009 I suspect that SOMEBODY experienced it..... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Neil D Posted April 6, 2009 Author Posted April 6, 2009 Quote: Sumptin' other than religion and politics..... Although then again I thought we had a "Humor" section as well... AAWwwwwwww planey........must we ALWAYS comply with the "No Humor" rule in all forums other than the humor forum????? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Members phkrause Posted April 6, 2009 Members Posted April 6, 2009 Actually it sounds to me more like Politics, hahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohoho :) pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Woody Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Where is Bravus when you need him. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
GreatLakesGramma Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 12.) Super glue is forever. Quote Catherine God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26. "To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." -- C. S. Lewis
Outta Here Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 GreatLakesGrandma, you may have your mother check into these: http://www.glad.com/containers/ovenware.php I think they're great for baking brownies!! Quote
GreatLakesGramma Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 I think I've heard of those before. Mom doesn't bake any more though. And my parents don't store anything in the oven anymore either. Quote Catherine God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26. "To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." -- C. S. Lewis
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