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Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN

LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

Thus they are called the Chip Monks.

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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLthatsfunny

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LOL That was a good one!

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Apparently there are a number of strict Roman Catholics who still will not consume red meat on Fridays.

So it was found necessary to convert a part of one of the dungeons in the Franciscan monastery to the preparation of the large amount of fish required. A number of the dedicated priests were assigned to this task.

They were the fish friars.

Graeme

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Hey Dougie, that was Graeme not me. ROFL

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Fish friars, Chip monks....Oooooh, bother...you guys ....

Reject...Reject....Reject....

:lol

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They are a type of pun, allied to a shaggy dog story - the highest form of humour,,,

Graeme

Graeme

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Doug, I was being sarcastic.

Puns are generally considered the lowest form of wit.

Interestingly enough, my students consider me the lowest form of halfwit.

Graeme

Graeme

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