Ellen Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 CEO Chief Embezzlement Officer CFO Corporate Fraud Officer BULL MARKET A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius BEAR MARKET A 6 to 18 montnb period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no golf VALUE INVESTING The art of buying low and selling lower BROKER What my broker has made me STANDARD & POOR Your life in a nutshell STOCK SPLIT When your ex-wife and her lawyer s;lit your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER A guy whose phone has been disconnected MARKET CORRECTION The day after you buy stocks CASH FLOW The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet YAHOO What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share PROFIT An archaic word no longer in use Quote
Amelia Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 tu Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>
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