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CEO Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET A random market movement causing an investor to

mistake himself for a financial genius

BEAR MARKET A 6 to 18 montnb period when the kids get no

allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no golf

VALUE INVESTING The art of buying low and selling lower

BROKER What my broker has made me

STANDARD & POOR Your life in a nutshell

STOCK SPLIT When your ex-wife and her lawyer s;lit your assets

equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER A guy whose phone has been disconnected

MARKET CORRECTION The day after you buy stocks

CASH FLOW The movement your money makes as it disappears down

the toilet

YAHOO What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share

PROFIT An archaic word no longer in use

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ROFL tu

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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