This should put a smile on your face

[Neil D]

Sent to me by a woman who was married 4 times....I wonder, does this say anything about her???

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable,

or get married and wish you were dead.

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

"Husband Wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters..

They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

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When a woman steals your husband,

there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

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A little boy asked his father,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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A young son asked,

"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

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Then there was a woman who said,

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,

and by then, it was too late.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and

pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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"A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

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