Stan Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Best helper wins Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
Woody Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 We have these guys coming across our road from the neighbors. I get tired of calling them and telling them to get these guys on their own side of the road. A road means nothing to them. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
Ted Oplinger Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 To cross, or not to cross? That is the question... To the far side, with its new lands and scrumptious bugs to eat? or to remain to this side, with all of its familiarity? Let me ponder the possibilities... Quote "As iron sharpens iron, so also does one man sharpen another" - Proverbs 27:17 "The offense of the cross is that the cross is a confession of human frailty and sin and of inability to do any good thing. To take the cross of Christ means to depend solely on Him for everything, and this is the abasement of all human pride. Men love to fancy themselves independent. But let the cross be preached, let it be made known that in man dwells no good thing and that all must be received as a gift, and straightway someone is offended." Ellet J. Waggoner, The Glad Tidings "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway" - John Wayne "The person who pays an ounce of principle for a pound of popularity gets badly cheated" - Ronald Reagan
Guest Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Isn't this chicken really saying: "I have been here before. I know what to do." Quote
Zeta Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 To cross, or not to cross? That is the question... To the far side, with its new lands and scrumptious bugs to eat? or to remain to this side, with all of its familiarity? Let me ponder the possibilities... Let's continue this:......... "Now, what happened the last time I was here..... what did I do?? Well, the far side..I think those bugs were big..hey, I think one bite me. ...And, now I can't remember why I decided to cross the road." Quote Be Blessed.
Liz Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 You are a Free Range Chicken...go forth and freely range. Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.
fccool Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 What came first, the chicken or the the joke? Quote
Outta Here Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Listen chicken, you've got bigger problems than just trying to figure out what you're doing on the side of the road. Chicken, I'm going to break this to you gently. Listen carefully, you are not a "guy". I know, I know. Hard to take at first, but I'm serious. You are a female chicken. Now, please, do the right thing and ... go ask for directions. Quote
Ted Oplinger Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Listen chicken, you've got bigger problems than just trying to figure out what you're doing on the side of the road. Chicken, I'm going to break this to you gently. Listen carefully, you are not a "guy". I know, I know. Hard to take at first, but I'm serious. You are a female chicken. Now, please, do the right thing and ... go ask for directions. And avoid that black and white cow over there, with that sign that says, "Eat more chikin"...that cow won't treat you right, girl! Quote "As iron sharpens iron, so also does one man sharpen another" - Proverbs 27:17 "The offense of the cross is that the cross is a confession of human frailty and sin and of inability to do any good thing. To take the cross of Christ means to depend solely on Him for everything, and this is the abasement of all human pride. Men love to fancy themselves independent. But let the cross be preached, let it be made known that in man dwells no good thing and that all must be received as a gift, and straightway someone is offended." Ellet J. Waggoner, The Glad Tidings "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway" - John Wayne "The person who pays an ounce of principle for a pound of popularity gets badly cheated" - Ronald Reagan
Zeta Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 okay,okay...too much to think about.. scrumptious bugs, black and white cow, ask direction and I thought I was a hen. let's see...you're right I am a chicken. I think I have been here for three days and I'm hungry ...and why am I standing here at this road????? I think this is a road. now what do I do?????? Quote Be Blessed.
Administrators Tom Wetmore Posted September 21, 2009 Administrators Posted September 21, 2009 You put your right foot in You put your right foot out You put your right foot in And you ~shake~ it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about! Quote "Absurdity reigns and confusion makes it look good." "Sinless perfection is such a shallow goal." "I love God only as much as the person I love the least." *Forgiveness is always good news. And that is the gospel truth. (And finally, the ideas expressed above are solely my person views and not that of any organization with which I am associated.)
Woody Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DI2w9XuLOY Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
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