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I have just recieved news that Adventism is wrong.....I have only a few minutes to write this out before I am raptured away....

The second coming is here, and only those who have been making positive statements or are generally positive people are coming this time around....

There are a number of other C/A members who are being raptured as well....

Those of you who are left behind, please turn off the lights and close the door....

thank you

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Do I take it that we will not be hearing anymore from you? This is your final message?

Well then ... I have no further comment. I want to remain pure and positive.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
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Should I be worried that I am still here?

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We sang about "till my raptured soul soul shall, rest beyond the river," (Near the Cross) this morning.

I'm convinced the secret rapture is another of those "doctrines of devils" floating around.

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We sang about "till my raptured soul soul shall, rest beyond the river," (Near the Cross) this morning.

I'm convinced the secret rapture is another of those "doctrines of devils" floating around.

RAPTURED: Show Spelled Pronunciation [rap-cher] Show IPA noun, verb -tured, -tur–noun

1. ecstatic joy or delight; joyful ecstasy.

2. Often, raptures. an utterance or expression of ecstatic delight.

3. the carrying of a person to another place or sphere of existence.

4. the Rapture, Theology. the experience, anticipated by some fundamentalist Christians, of meeting Christ midway in the air upon his return to earth.

5. Archaic. the act of carrying off.

–verb (used with object) 6. to enrapture.

I don't see anything contrary with our teachings with the definition of the term ... raptured.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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Nothing wrong with the song. It's the doctrine of a secret coming of Christ that's anti-scripture.

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Should I be worried that I am still here?

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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Was thinking the same thing Dgrimm. :)

pk

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Originally Posted By: Nan
Should I be worried that I am still here?

I just got thru talking to you...and WE [you, Sammy and I] were on our way!

Originally Posted By: Gerry
Nothing wrong with the song. It's the doctrine of a secret coming of Christ that's anti-scripture.

What makes you think that it's secret? All who used to post here are gone....'cept Nan and myself and we're on our way....

Would you guys please turn off the light and close the door?

No. In the words of Tom Bodet, "We'll keep the lights on for you," in case you come back.

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Since you didn't say where you are being raptured too....could you do me a favor and let me know how hot it really is there?

I meant for this to go to Neil, not Gerry.

For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26

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Good comment Liz. I hear from the grapevine that he's workin' up a sweat.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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The grapevine or the raptureline Redwood? :)

pk

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Ha Ha. Good one pk.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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