Dangers of eating bread

[Stan]

Bread Kills!

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death.

5. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative:

99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.

100% of all soldiers have eaten bread.

96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread.

99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the accident.

93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.

6. Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate.

7. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in one day!

8. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

9. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and being fed only water begged for bread after as little as two days.

10. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

11. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

12. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

13. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

1. No sale of bread to minors.

2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.

3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.

4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.

5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

[Stan]

I found these facts on http://www.stumbleupon.com

[SivartM]

*gasp*

*throws away all the bread in his house*

[Woody]

Good Point Stan ...

Our prophet also felt that eating bread was a sin:

Quote:

" I have known that the bread upon the table, and the food generally, would hurt me; but I would be obliged to eat a little to sustain life. It is a sin in the sight of Heaven to have such food." Ellen White in 2T 373

[Gerr]

Using the same statistical reasoning, you will find that WATER is just as lethal if not more so!!!

[Stan]

never thought about that, am sure it is just as true!

[SivartM]

My family discusses the lethal effects of water occasionally.

Did you know that oxygen kills too?

[Stan]

***gasp** oxygen too??

[rudywoofs (Pam)]

I guess we can throw out the euphemism that Jesus is the Bread of Life...

[rudywoofs (Pam)]

Did you know that oxygen kills too?

Hence, the use of hyperbaric chambers for some disease processes..

[Gail]

or the lovely hydrogen peroxide drink!

[SivartM]

Originally Posted By: SivartM

Did you know that oxygen kills too?

Hence, the use of hyperbaric chambers for some disease processes..

Are you saying that oxygen is beneficial? Do you really believe all that propaganda? Everyone knows that people who inhale oxygen die.

[Woody]

Is the use of Oxygen a sin?

[SivartM]

Should you put corrupting substances into your body? Of course not! It's a fact that all cancer patients have been exposed to oxygen for prolonged periods before getting cancer.

[Nan]

I have been searching without success for an article that says

that the greatest danger is speaking English. Maybe not greater

than inhaling oxygen, but certainly right up there!

[Woody]

Should you put corrupting substances into your body? Of course not! It's a fact that all cancer patients have been exposed to oxygen for prolonged periods before getting cancer.

Good Point SivartM

[phkrause]

rudywoofs

pk

[Amelia]

Quote:

Are you saying that oxygen is beneficial?

If you have the "bends", you better believe it is.

[Amelia]

Maybe one of our medicos can answer this question. Why are we called Oxygen breathers, when we breathe more Nitrogen?

[Amelia]

Oh and would Penicillin been discovered without bread?

[Woody]

Thousands who are afflicted might recover their health if, instead of depending upon the drugstore for their life, they would discard all drugs and live simply, without using tea, coffee, liquor, or spices, which irritate the stomach and leave it weak, unable to digest even simple food without stimulation. The Lord is willing to let His light shine forth in clear, distinct rays to all who are weak and feeble. {MM 229.4}

It would have been better if, from the first, all drugs had been kept out of our sanitariums, and use had been made of such simple remedies as are found in pure water, pure air, sunlight, and some of the simple herbs growing in the field. These would be just as efficacious as the drugs used under mysterious names, and concocted by human science. And they would leave no injurious effects in the system. {2SM 291.2}

Proper regulation of their diet, abstinence from tea, coffee, and all spices and flesh meats, gaining an intelligent knowledge of temperance, would be medicine above all drugs. {20MR 373.2}

Every student should understand how to take such care of himself as to preserve the best possible condition of health, resisting feebleness and disease; and if from any cause disease does come, or accidents occur, he should know how to meet ordinary emergencies without calling upon a physician, and taking his poisonous drugs. {FE 426.3}

[SivartM]

Oh and would Penicillin been discovered without bread?

It doesn't matter. Everyone who takes penicillin dies too.

[Amelia]

Well everybody dies!!!!

[Woody]

Well everybody dies!!!!

I think he is searching for the fountain of life.

[SivartM]

Well everybody dies!!!!

Duh, it's because they inhale oxygen!