Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 JUST SAY IT AIN'T SO! THIS IS AT A FUNERAL HOME IN ALABAMA ! Just when you thought you've seen everything ... and yes, this is a regular funeral home. Quote
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand .. Quote
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 Oh yeah, don't miss the new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and beer! And are those a pack of Newports in his ashtray? Quote
Guest Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 So, you thought you'd seen it all, eh?! THE MEMORIAL STONE Billy died... His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jan. "Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jan, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?" "All of it," said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand." "No!" Jan exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?" Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the synagogue. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone." Jan computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My Goodness, how big is it?" "Two and a half carats." Quote
olger Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 Real big..? Real wasteful..? Real genius? Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.."
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