Go to Heaven

[phkrause]

Father Murphy walks into a book store in Brooklyn and approaches the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man says, "I do Father."

The priest says, "Then come with me."

Then the priest asks a second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," the man replies.

"Then come with me," says the priest.

Then Father Murphy walks up to little Moishie Zeigler standing in the back and says, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

Zeigler says, "No, thank you Father."

The priest says, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

Zeigler says, "When I die, yes. But it looks like you’re getting a group together to go right now."

pk