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Looking down the stairs at a football game, a fan spots an open seat on the 50-yard line. He introduces himself.

"John MacLean."

"Moishe Rosenberg."

MacLean asks Rosenberg if the seat next to him is taken.

"No," replies Rosenberg. "I used to take my wife to all the games, but ever since she passed away, I've gone alone."

"Why don't you invite a friend?" asks MacLean.

"I can't," Rosenberg replies. They're all at the funeral."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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