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IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:

Artery................... The study of paintings.

Bacteria................. Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.................. What doctors do when patients die.

Benign.................. What you be, after you be eight.

Caesarean Section.... A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan................. Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize............... Made eye contact with her.

Colic.................... A sheep dog.

Coma................... A punctuation mark.

Dilate.................. To live long.

Enema.................. Not a friend.

Fester................. Quicker than someone else.

Fibula.................. A small lie.

Labour Pain........... Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff........ A Doctor's cane.

Morbid................. A higher offer.

Nitrates............... Cheaper than day rates.

Node................... I knew it.

Outpatient............. A person who has fainted.

Pelvis................... Cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative........ A letter carrier.

Recovery Room........ Place to do upholstery.

Secretion............... Hiding something.

Seizure................. Roman emperor.

Tablet.................. A small table.

Terminal Illness....... Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour.................. One plus one more.

Urine.................... Opposite of you're out.

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