Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted December 9, 2009 Members Posted December 9, 2009 IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY: Artery................... The study of paintings. Bacteria................. Back door to cafeteria. Barium.................. What doctors do when patients die. Benign.................. What you be, after you be eight. Caesarean Section.... A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan................. Searching for Kitty. Cauterize............... Made eye contact with her. Colic.................... A sheep dog. Coma................... A punctuation mark. Dilate.................. To live long. Enema.................. Not a friend. Fester................. Quicker than someone else. Fibula.................. A small lie. Labour Pain........... Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff........ A Doctor's cane. Morbid................. A higher offer. Nitrates............... Cheaper than day rates. Node................... I knew it. Outpatient............. A person who has fainted. Pelvis................... Cousin to Elvis. Post Operative........ A letter carrier. Recovery Room........ Place to do upholstery. Secretion............... Hiding something. Seizure................. Roman emperor. Tablet.................. A small table. Terminal Illness....... Getting sick at the airport. Tumour.................. One plus one more. Urine.................... Opposite of you're out. Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?
Members phkrause Posted December 10, 2009 Members Posted December 10, 2009 pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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