If famous historic characters had Jewish mothers . . . . .

[abelisle]

Mona Lisa's Jewish Mother: After all the money your father and I spent on braces; this you call a smile?

Christopher Columbus' Jewish Mother: I don't care what what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write . . .

Michelangelo's: A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for the walls, like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off the ceiling?

Napoleon's: You're not hiding your report card! Show me! Take your hand out of your jacket and show me.

Abraham Lincoln's: Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like all the other kids?

George Washington's: Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!

Thomas Edison's: Okay already - so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and go to sleep!

Paul Revere's: I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is long past your bedtime.

Albert Einstein's: Your senior yearbook photograph and you couldn't have done something with your hair?

Moses's: Desert, schmesert! Where have you been for the last forty years?

Alex

[phkrause]

Pretty funny Alex

pk