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Pastor John Renken has started a new ministry to reach the community.

Check it out at http://www.cmmaa.com/

"Where Feet, Fist and Faith Collide"

Pastor Renken was on the national Fox News today.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
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Wow, I'll have to go join right away so I can hit people in the name of Jesus.

Oh, wait, aren't there already preachers doing that?

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

�Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets." - Jesus

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Wow, I'll have to go join right away so I can hit people in the name of Jesus.

Oh, wait, aren't there already preachers doing that?

Wait! I wanna name it! Here it is.... wait for it....

IMPACT Ministries!! We put the Kare in Karate!

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Wow, I'll have to go join right away so I can hit people in the name of Jesus.

I thought that was what we did here .

May we be one so that the world may be won.
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Wait! I wanna name it! Here it is.... wait for it....

IMPACT Ministries!! We put the Kare in Karate!

i hate the smilies for lol (they look too much like "in your face"), so: lol

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actually i apologize for laughing.

something that so horribly misrepresents our Jesus and our God is not only not the least bit funny, it should drive us all to our knees in prayer.

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I'm sorry to hear that ...

blowing

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Pastor John Renken has started a new ministry to reach the community.

Check it out at http://www.cmmaa.com/

"Where Feet, Fist and Faith Collide"

Pastor Renken was on the national Fox News today.

That was interesting woody. I saw this on FoxNews today. I liked a lot of what he said as far as disaplene (sp) is concerned. And he's really not talking about professional Martial Arts where there is real bloody violence. Its not any different than any other controled Karate tournament. I definitely will not judge what he's doing, if it brings people to Christ and they than read the Bible and they decide that this is not what Jesus teaches, than I think its a good thing.

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Pete,

I hear you loud and clear. As long as martial arts isn't the be-all and end-all and can be used as a vehicle to bring Jesus into their lives and help them be "renewed by the changing of your(their) minds" Rom. 12:2

Alex

We are our worst enemy - sad but true.

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Originally Posted By: SivartM
Wow, I'll have to go join right away so I can hit people in the name of Jesus.

Oh, wait, aren't there already preachers doing that?

Wait! I wanna name it! Here it is.... wait for it....

IMPACT Ministries!! We put the Kare in Karate!

"Here", he said. "Let me make an impression for Jesus" and he broke his nose. "Let's see if the spirit moves you" as he delivered an upper cut to the jaw and his opponent went down to the floor unconscience...Said the ref, "Nice way to really convert someone to Jesus".....

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"Here", he said. "Let me make an impression for Jesus" and he broke his nose. "Let's see if the spirit moves you" as he delivered an upper cut to the jaw and his opponent went down to the floor unconscience...Said the ref, "Nice way to really convert someone to Jesus".....

Well ... we do need to think outside the 'box'.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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Come to think of it, this probably represents Jesus better than many of the things we do in church...

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

�Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets." - Jesus

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"Here", he said. "Let me make an impression for Jesus" and he broke his nose. "Let's see if the spirit moves you" as he delivered an upper cut to the jaw and his opponent went down to the floor unconscience...Said the ref, "Nice way to really convert someone to Jesus".....

Well ... we do need to think outside the 'box'.

And of some have compassion, making a difference : And others save with fear roughing them up on the mat or throwing them down with great violets.

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I must have missed the part in the bible where the disciples decided to open up a dojo?

What next?

Yoga for Christianity?

Come to think of it, I am sure that is an option these days...

The best wisdom is always second hand...

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I must have missed the part in the bible where the disciples decided to open up a dojo?

What next?

Yoga for Christianity?

Come to think of it, I am sure that is an option these days...

Might be bad karma.

"I'm sorry, sir, but my karma ran over your dogma."

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Originally Posted By: Twilight
I must have missed the part in the bible where the disciples decided to open up a dojo?

What next?

Yoga for Christianity?

Come to think of it, I am sure that is an option these days...

Might be bad karma.

"I'm sorry, sir, but my karma ran over your dogma."

In these days of "relativism and inclusiveness", maybe you could start with a bout of Kung Fu.

Move on to a "yoga" session.

Transfer then to an "out of the body experience" mat.

Then have a quick shuffle across some burning coals.

Followed by a quick lay down on a bed of nails.

Which would then lead to the "sticking of pins in a wooly doll table".

Before a quick prayer to the god of all faiths that requires no distinction.

And a quick drum roll on the obligatory drum kit as you leave the SDA church?

Mark...

The best wisdom is always second hand...

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And of some have compassion, making a difference : And others save with fear roughing them up on the mat or throwing them down with great violets.

Well, at least they're not a bunch of pansies, or is it posies?

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And of some have compassion, making a difference : And others save with fear roughing them up on the mat or throwing them down with great violets.

Is that a paraphrase. thinking I did like the violets part. :smile:

JOY!!! peace

Lift Jesus up!!

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And of some have compassion, making a difference : And others save with fear roughing them up on the mat or throwing them down with great violets.

Well, at least they're not a bunch of pansies, or is it posies?

Yeah, no more Mr. Sweet Pea!!!
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Originally Posted By: bluebelle

Well, at least they're not a bunch of pansies, or is it posies?

Yeah, no more Mr. Sweet Pea!!!

That got me to thinking to the Popeye cartoon, Doug. It had to have been made by someone with health-nut leanings. Sweet Pea, Olive Oil, Spinach, and Wimpy the junk-food eater.

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That got me to thinking to the Popeye cartoon, Doug. It had to have been made by someone with health-nut leanings. Sweet Pea, Olive Oil, Spinach, and Wimpy the junk-food eater.

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Originally Posted By: karl

That got me to thinking to the Popeye cartoon, Doug. It had to have been made by someone with health-nut leanings. Sweet Pea, Olive Oil, Spinach, and Wimpy the junk-food eater.

Don't forget Bluto. Strong on the outside. Morally inept on the inside. Didn't stand a chance when confronted by an impowered health messenger!! Were the Popeye family really avant garde SDA's? Food for thought.

Or Jesuits.

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"Here", he said. "Let me make an impression for Jesus" and he broke his nose. "Let's see if the spirit moves you" as he delivered an upper cut to the jaw and his opponent went down to the floor unconscience...Said the ref, "Nice way to really convert someone to Jesus".....

Well ... we do need to think outside the 'box'.

Hey, Woody, Good One! I think I just got it!!

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