Green Eggs and Ham

[phkrause]

A new ending, especially for Jewish children, to the Dr. Seuss book Green Eggs and Ham:

Ham and Eggs,

I'll Never see,

They are not KOSHER,

So let me be!

I will not eat green eggs and ham.

I will not eat them, Sam-I-am.

But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.

Or I will try them with some brisket.

I'll eat green eggs in a box.

If you serve them with some lox.

And those green eggs are worth a try

>Scrambled up in matzoh brie!

And in a boat upon the river,

I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver! <

So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,

But troubled by green eggs and ham,

Let your friends in on the scoop:

green eggs taste best with chicken soup!

pk

[Guest]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[rudywoofs (Pam)]

A new ending, especially for Jewish children, to the Dr. Seuss book Green Eggs and Ham:

Ham and Eggs,

I'll Never see,

They are not KOSHER,

So let me be!

I will not eat green eggs and ham.

I will not eat them, Sam-I-am.

But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.

Or I will try them with some brisket.

I'll eat green eggs in a box.

If you serve them with some lox.

And those green eggs are worth a try

>Scrambled up in matzoh brie!

And in a boat upon the river,

I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver! <

So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,

But troubled by green eggs and ham,

Let your friends in on the scoop:

green eggs taste best with chicken soup!

pk

I'm not a Dr. Seuss fan, but this was a good one, pk!

[phkrause]

Yeah I'm not a big fan either, but I did think this was pretty funny Pam.

pk

[Liz]

I really enjoyed Dr. Seuss, and this was really cute too.