Members phkrause Posted February 21, 2010 Members Posted February 21, 2010 Moishe, the Jewish astronaut, was asked why he was packing a tie with his spacesuit. He replied, "My mother said that when I do a spacewalk I should look nice." Later on, during the flight, Morris became frantic and radioed mission control. "I must make an emergency landing!" "Why?" "My wife called and she wants to be picked up from the hairdresser." pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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