SMAN Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 A grandmother was walking with her 4-year old granddaughter. The young girl picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The grandmother took it away from her and asked her not to do that. "Why?" the granddaughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it has been , it's dirty, and probably has germs," the grandmother said. At this point the granddaughter looked up at the grandmother with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart!" Grandmother thinking quickly replied, "All Grandmas know this stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it or they don't let you be a Grandma." They walked along in silence for 2-3 minutes, but the granddaughter was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa" "Exactly." Grandma replied with a big smile on her face. Quote
Members phkrause Posted March 22, 2010 Members Posted March 22, 2010 pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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