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Did you lick the flap on your Census envelope before sealing? Uh-oh!—your DNA will become part of the nat’l DNA Bank!—oh oh oh...!

jasd 12:12 ...and I heard the number of his name and it was MMX.

OY! ain not that Latin? OY OY OY!

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Did you lick the flap on your Census envelope before sealing? Uh-oh!—your DNA will become part of the nat’l DNA Bank!—oh oh oh...!

No but I got my finger prints on it as I was putting it in the shredder....Oh OOHHH OOOHHHHHH!!

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The men in black will soon be knocking at your door. hehehe

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lol, that's funny.

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.

Einstein

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No but I got my finger prints on it as I was putting it in the shredder....Oh OOHHH OOOHHHHHH!!

Not turning in the census? That means less representation for your state and more for mine. Hmmmm, that mean I get more of those federal tax dollars.

Thanks. We need some stimulus here.

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I'm not turning in any census form either.

But my parents are. I'll put Richard's name on it too so we can get his money. :D

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

�Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets." - Jesus

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Originally Posted By: Richard Holbrook

No but I got my finger prints on it as I was putting it in the shredder....Oh OOHHH OOOHHHHHH!!

Not turning in the census? That means less representation for your state and more for mine. Hmmmm, that mean I get more of those federal tax dollars.

Thanks. We need some stimulus here.

No, it means a census worker will be knocking on his door.

My son is working for the census this year.

Catherine

God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26.

"To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." -- C. S. Lewis

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Actually, if you don't turn in a census form they will come knocking at your door. They don't go to the homes that return the forms.

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