SivartM Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 Post your favorite evil vegetarian things to do (this is the sister thread to "Defensive Omnivore Bingo"). 1. Find a little girl at Chik-fil-a happily munching on her chicken sandwich (don't use a little boy for this because they're more likely to enjoy killing animals). When her parents aren't looking, walk past and casually say to her, "Did you know that the chicken you're eating had a mommy and a daddy?" If her eyes widen as she digests this information, lean down and whisper gravely, "Would you eat your mommy and daddy?" She will be a vegetarian for life. Quote "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde�Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets." - Jesus
Neil D Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 You mean like this- At a neighborhood block party, you go to the man who is grilling the hamburgers and given him your Grillers by morningstar. As he is grilling the patties [you really want to warm them up to put the grill marks on the pattys], you enter into a discussion of what's in the meat, and calmly mention that it's the urine in the meat that gives it it's wonderful flavor.... ...whereupon to prove your point, you challenge him with a beaker half full of flat beer...and ask him to put it on ONE of your grillers... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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