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Yes. This is true. The great state of California has now banned the term 'senior citizens' in their text books.

This is due to the sensitivities of having Senior Illegal Aliens who are not citizens.

Oh brother. What is next?

(and yes ... the correct term is now 'Senior Persons'.)

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Next is when they just call them "oldbies".

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

�Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets." - Jesus

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midget = vertically challenged

fat = horizontally challenged

perverted = sexually dysfunctional

alive = temporarily metabolically abled

Negro = African American

Indian = Native American

Anyone from Central America, South America, or the Carribean = Hispanic

body odor = nondiscretionary fragrance

dishonest = ethically disoriented

gay = alternative

wrong = differently logical

dead = living impaired

pregnant = parasitically opressed

fired = laid off

poor = financially inept

homeless = residentially flexible

tall = person of height

garbage-man = sanitation engineer

blind = visually challenged

"Please don't feed the drama queens.."

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