SMAN Posted May 29, 2010 Posted May 29, 2010 Election Day can't come soon enough (even though I already voted absentee. I am sick and tired of 80% of my phone calls being for a "survey" which is really a political advertisement. I will be leaving town in a few days for R&R but until then I'm just going to think of random things to answer their "survey questions with. Feel free to join in / add to the list. ------------------------------------------------------------- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it? Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? If my meal is interrupted by a political survey am I 70%, 80%, or 90% likely NOT to vote for the sponsored candidate? Quote
SMAN Posted May 30, 2010 Author Posted May 30, 2010 If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Quote
SMAN Posted May 31, 2010 Author Posted May 31, 2010 Talking about 'Pork Barrel politics' - If a pig loses its voice (lobbyists), is it disgruntled? Following that thought...If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? Quote
SMAN Posted May 31, 2010 Author Posted May 31, 2010 Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ? Quote
Administrators Gail Posted May 31, 2010 Administrators Posted May 31, 2010 Ramble some more! I like it! Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
karl Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 If a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? And autumn winds can be disgusted, mountain roads disinclined, gardens divined, and newlyweds disengaged. (Weak, I know, but I just made 'em up.) Quote
SMAN Posted June 2, 2010 Author Posted June 2, 2010 At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'? Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: "NAIVE" Quote
Neil D Posted June 2, 2010 Posted June 2, 2010 Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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