Be careful at your next doctor visit.

[Guest]

This may be funny but it's true.

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.

( Accidental deaths caused by Physicians

per year are

120,000.

© Accidental deaths per physician

is

0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of

Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.

is

80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

( The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups,

is

1,500.

© The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner

is

.000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.

This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Please alert your friends

to this

alarming threat.

We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,

I withheld the statistics on

lawyers

for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention!

[SMAN]

If the Lawyers numbers were posted we would probably have to disband Congress - hmmmm.......

[Neil D]

If the Lawyers numbers were posted we would probably have to disband Congress - hmmmm.......

....what earth shattering problem would ensue....?

[Aliensanctuary]

No more bloodsucking politicians blowing smoke out their tailpipes...

[karl]

If con is the opposite of pro...

Congress would be the opposite of....

[SivartM]

That's hilarious!

Notice, however, "accidental" deaths from guns. What about intentional death from guns?