Members phkrause Posted May 31, 2010 Members Posted May 31, 2010 40 years of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female..... SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH. AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Liz Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Tinkerbell is female, and there are males and females in Pixie Hollow. :-) Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.
karl Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Affirmative action for male fairies? I can check with the Unemployment Department to see whether we've got enough male fairies out of work to warrant a class action suit (rather than one of those little sparkly suits that they usually wear.) Quote
olger Posted June 2, 2010 Posted June 2, 2010 There are a couple male fairies that work at the Burger King. My wife is not impressed - she thinks men should be men. Do you suppose she needs sensitivity training? Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.."
Neil D Posted June 2, 2010 Posted June 2, 2010 Do you suppose she needs sensitivity training? If she sports a beard, definately! Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
olger Posted June 2, 2010 Posted June 2, 2010 No beard and no beer. ps. "definitely" (just sayin) oG Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.."
Ellen Posted June 3, 2010 Posted June 3, 2010 This really happened, but it likely will be XXXXed off the list. I was shopping in the garden section in WalMart a couple years ago and two young employees were examining a spray can. One read to the other, "It says here 'spray on fruit' ". The other replied, "Fred is a fruit, we should spray it on Fred. I couldn't keep from laughing and have told this to so many people since. Quote
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