Dog answers to, "How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"

[karl]

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! May I? May I? Huh? Huh? Huh? May I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people ought of danger, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier : I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don' t see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

[Guest]

That's good karl.

[olger]

15. Bulldog: "Buurrp!"

[Guest]

16. Mr. Murphy: "Light bulb! I don't need no stinkin lightbulb! with my nose and ears I can pick up an intruder before he even gets here. Besides, you stay up way too late as it is. Turn off the lights.

[Liz]

Yorkie: I'll change it for you!! I'll change it for you!! Just let me go get it, oh, I think there is something under the fridge--can't reach it, must go get something to get the thing out from under the fridge, oh look kibbles in my bowl--must eat up, there's the cat--let's chase her around, oh Hi master, why is it so dark in here?

[olger]

lol