True Story

[Gregory Matthews]

Which happened many years ago.

Dave an Bill lived next door to each other.

Bill purchased a brand new automobile which he parked in his driveway so all could view.

For the first month, every night Dave sneaked over to Bill's house and poured one gallon of gasoline into Bills gas tank.

Bill bragged to all who would listen about the great gas milage he was getting.

The second month, Dave did nothing. Bill began to worry about his dropping gas mileage.

The third month, Dave sneaked over to Bill's house every night and removed one gallon of gasoline from Bill's gas tank.

Bill went into orbit over his ever decreasing gasoline milage.

[Stan]

gotta love that, was the neighbours name... perhaps Gregory something?

[Gregory Matthews]

No, it was not me.

Actually it was the Father of my boss.

[Liz]

Actually I think that is kind of mean. I hope "Dave" eventually left his neighbor alone.

[Outta Here]

"Dave" will pay for it IN THE END.

[phkrause]

Which happened many years ago.

Dave an Bill lived next door to each other.

Bill purchased a brand new automobile which he parked in his driveway so all could view.

For the first month, every night Dave sneaked over to Bill's house and poured one gallon of gasoline into Bills gas tank.

Bill bragged to all who would listen about the great gas milage he was getting.

The second month, Dave did nothing. Bill began to worry about his dropping gas mileage.

The third month, Dave sneaked over to Bill's house every night and removed one gallon of gasoline from Bill's gas tank.

Bill went into orbit over his ever decreasing gasoline milage.

[Woody]

I hope the names have been changed to protect the guilty in this true story.

[Gail]

Did all the pluses and minuses come out to the neighbour's favour? If that's the case then it's not a sin, is it?

[GreatLakesGramma]

I guess it would be considered a practical joke.

[Gerr]

Thanks for the story. That's hilarious!