Obama To Take Control Of National Weather

[Dr. Shane]

According to a right-wing news source, President Obama plans to take control of the national weather so that he controls wind speed and solar rays. He hopes to increase the amount of power generated by wind and solar power so the nation can become less dependent on dirty coal and evil oil companies to provide power. Once he has managed to control the weather to generate power, he says the next item on his agenda will be to figure out how to tax the wind and solar rays so that the lost revenue from dirty coal and evil oil can be replaced. He assures all Americans that controlling the weather is the key to America's future and energy independence.

[Woody]

Please provide references.

[Dr. Shane]

According to a right-wing source today, Obama is planning to make everyone eat only carrots except for the wealthy, elite Democrats. They will be allowed to eat barbecue ribs.

[Planey]

hehehehe

Graeme

[phkrause]

According to a right-wing source today, Obama is planning to make everyone eat only carrots except for the wealthy, elite Democrats. They will be allowed to eat barbecue ribs.

Your making me hungry now.

[Tom Wetmore]

[doug yowell]

According to a right-wing news source, President Obama plans to take control of the national weather so that he controls wind speed and solar rays. He hopes to increase the amount of power generated by wind and solar power so the nation can become less dependent on dirty coal and evil oil companies to provide power. Once he has managed to control the weather to generate power, he says the next item on his agenda will be to figure out how to tax the wind and solar rays so that the lost revenue from dirty coal and evil oil can be replaced. He assures all Americans that controlling the weather is the key to America's future and energy independence.

He's already started!! It's raining in So. California!!Next he'll be calling fire down from heaven.

[phkrause]

Originally Posted By: Shane

According to a right-wing news source, President Obama plans to take control of the national weather so that he controls wind speed and solar rays. He hopes to increase the amount of power generated by wind and solar power so the nation can become less dependent on dirty coal and evil oil companies to provide power. Once he has managed to control the weather to generate power, he says the next item on his agenda will be to figure out how to tax the wind and solar rays so that the lost revenue from dirty coal and evil oil can be replaced. He assures all Americans that controlling the weather is the key to America's future and energy independence.

He's already started!! It's raining in So. California!!Next he'll be calling fire down from heaven.

I do pray that it will miss Florida, or at least the area I'm in.

[Dr. Shane]

I do pray that it will miss Florida, or at least the area I'm in.

From what I hear, Obama is going to leave Florida alone. His thinking is that since that is the home of Rush Limbaugh, they have enough hot air with that wind bag already.

[doug yowell]

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He's already started!! It's raining in So. California!!Next he'll be calling fire down from heaven.I do pray that it will miss Florida, or at least the area I'm in.

Is it a red area or a blue area?

[phkrause]

Originally Posted By: pkrause

I do pray that it will miss Florida, or at least the area I'm in.

From what I hear, Obama is going to leave Florida alone. His thinking is that since that is the home of Rush Limbaugh, they have enough hot air with that wind bag already.

Well that's good to know.