Members phkrause Posted March 2, 2011 Members Posted March 2, 2011 Newlyweds Rachel and Chaim were already having marriage problems, so they decided to go to the rabbi for help. The rabbi asks Chaim, "So what has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are struggling to keep this marriage together?" Chaim says, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing." Rachel says, "Seven weeks." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
karl Posted March 2, 2011 Posted March 2, 2011 Two blonds are nailing siding on a house. One keeps throwing down nails she takes out of her nail pouch. The other says, "What's up with that?" The first blond replies, "Some of these nails have the heads on the wrong end." The second blond rolls her eyes and sighs, then she says, "You dummy! Those are the nails for the other side of the house." Quote
Members phkrause Posted March 2, 2011 Author Members Posted March 2, 2011 Two blonds are nailing siding on a house. One keeps throwing down nails she takes out of her nail pouch. The other says, "What's up with that?" The first blond replies, "Some of these nails have the heads on the wrong end." The second blond rolls her eyes and sighs, then she says, "You dummy! Those are the nails for the other side of the house." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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