Members phkrause Posted March 29, 2011 Members Posted March 29, 2011 Sharon Lipshitz, a middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees the Angel of Death and asks if this is it. The Angel of Death says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live. Upon her recovery Sharon decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction –the works. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is immediately killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in heaven and sees the Angel of Death and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years." The Angel of Death replies, "I didn't recognize you" Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Administrators Gail Posted March 29, 2011 Administrators Posted March 29, 2011 LOL!!! Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Administrators Gail Posted March 29, 2011 Administrators Posted March 29, 2011 What was that lady's name again? LOL Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
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