Members abelisle Posted July 8, 2011 Members Posted July 8, 2011 You are here: Home / engaging / Divinity School Application for Liberals….don’t laugh too hard. Divinity School Application for Liberals….don’t laugh too hard. July 22, 2009 by Tripp Fuller Divinity School Application for Liberals Beginning term: [_] Fall [_] Spring [_] Summer ___ [_] Other? Indoctrination: [_] Master of Divinity [_] M.Div./MA Counseling [_] M.Div./JD [_] M.Div./MBA [_] Certificate Health and Spirituality [_] PhD [_] DMin [_] Exploratory Personal Information Imposed Name: ____________ Patriarchal Name: _________________ Real Name: ____________ Are you a citizen of the American Empire: ______ Why:_______________________________ Where the Federales Deliver Your Documents______________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________ Phone: (home) ______________ (cell ______________ Email:_________________________ Blog:_________________________ Facebook:___________________ Twitter:___________ Institutions of Past Indoctrination and / or Liberation Undergraduate School: ___________________________________ Location: _________________ Years Attended: _______ Degree: Yes / Not a meaningful concept. Major(s): __________________ GPA? ____ List all the good you did, including marches, protests, speeches, and sticking it to the man: __________________________________________________________________________________________ Ever suspended, dismissed, or arrested? Yes / hell yes / not yet List all other schools through which you passed on your pilgrimage to your true self: School: ___________________________________ Location: _________________ Years Attended: _______ School: ___________________________________ Location: _________________ Years Attended: _______ Specialized Training or Skills, especially in useful areas (organic horticulture, interpretative dance, deconstruction of metanarratives, making tea, guitar, etc.) _______________________________________________________________________ Perceived experiences of what some term “work”: What did you do? Who paid the bills? How did this make the world a better place? How did you grow as a person? Meaningful relationships? Please provide a journal or other artistic expression of your engagement in the world. Demographic Information (so the government knows how much money to give you) My ancestors were oppressed by Europeans by [_] being taken from Africa in slavery [_] Spanish colonization of the “New World” [_]colonization of Asia [_] conquest of the Pacific Islands [_] English colonization of the “New World” [_] economic exploitation of globalization OR [_] I have benefited from the exploitation of other peoples (I’m white, but overcoming) Gender: M/F/L/G/B/T/Q [_] Other________ Political Affiliation: [_] Democratic Party [_] Green Party [_] Freedom Socialist Party [_] Labor Party [_] Peace and Freedom Party Involvement in Church? [_] spiritual not religious [_] worship the goddess within [_] worship the earth [_] oldline liberal [_] evangelical (I like the music and the gym) [_] Episcopal What else would you like to share with us? Did you violate any of the arbitrary norms of bourgeois society and experience confinement? Are you likely to? Are you sure? Will you be cool dealing folks who aren’t like you? Do the authorities have records of your perceived misdeeds? Please provide us with the names of people who will write a letter telling us how wonderful you are – even though we all know it’s propaganda. Name:_____________________________ Relationship: _________________________ Name:_____________________________ Relationship: _________________________ Will you be willing to attend most classes and do some of the reading? ______________ How did you hear about our community of seekers? [_] drugs [_] friends [_] online [_] at the health food co-op [_] from those engaged in justice work [_] at the coffee shop I certify that all the information provided on this application, any attached paperwork, and the attached essays are accurate and truthful even though we all know that truth is a relative term that supports the entrenched power of elite institutions and contributes to the oppression of peoples everywhere. Signature: _____________________________________ Date: _______________ Quote We are our worst enemy - sad but true. http://abelisle.blogspot.com
Parade Orange Posted July 8, 2011 Posted July 8, 2011 toooooooooooooo funny Quote All progress in the Spiritual Life is knowing and Loving GOD"there is non upon earth that I desire besides YOU" PS 73:25That perspective changes EVERYTHING-suffering and adversity are the means that makes us hungry for GOD. Disapointments will wean us away wordly occupations. Even sin(when repented of) becomes a mechanism to push us closer to HIM as we experience His Love and Forgiveness.
Moderators Nan Posted July 8, 2011 Moderators Posted July 8, 2011 I am a bit obtuse....what is the Q under gender? The rest I can figure. This is not really related....though sticking to the topic of the OP seems to be less important in this forum ...but I was reminded of a joke someone told me this week. 4 MDs went out duck shooting. For whatever reason it was very important that all they shot, was duck. They saw some birds overhead. The psychiatrist said, Well, if it thinks it is a duck, it is a duck. The physician said, If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, flies like a duck, it is a duck. The surgeon took out his gun, shot the bird and gave it to the pathologist, saying "See if this really is a duck". Just another comment on perceived roles and behaviour! Quote
Moderators John317 Posted July 8, 2011 Moderators Posted July 8, 2011 Gender: M/F/L/G/B/T/Q [_] Other________ Very intersting. Is "Q" for "Questionable" or something like "not sure" or "not yet decided"? I assume the others are Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender or Transsexual. You forgot pre-op and post-op. :-) Quote John 3:16-17 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. [17] For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him.
Moderators Bravus Posted July 8, 2011 Moderators Posted July 8, 2011 My guess would be that it comes from the common Internet exclamation (forgive me quoting something that both takes the Lord's name in vain and swears, but if you don't think about what the acronym refers to it does explain the phenomenon under question) OMGWTFBBQ,,, Quote Truth is important
aldona Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 I am a bit obtuse....what is the Q under gender? The rest I can figure. I think the Q might stand for "queer" - which I've heard some members of the LGBTQ community prefer to call themselves instead of "gay". AJ Quote www.asrc.org.au (Asylum Seeker Resource Centre, Melbourne)Helping over 2000 refugees & asylum seekers each monthIMSLP/Petrucci Music LibraryThe Public Domain Music Score Library - Free Sheet Music DownloadsLooking for classical sheet music? Try IMSLP first!
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