Stan Posted July 15, 2011 Posted July 15, 2011 An email from a friend Quote: AIN'T NOTIN ELSE TO SAY, THIS SED IT ALL... THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH.... A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! Jawl-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom? People actually grow,eat and like okra. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you. The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?' You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em. Ya'll is singular; All ya'll is plural. You measure distance in minutes. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal. You know what a DAWG is. You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm. You know what a hissy fit is. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good beef stew or chili weather. Fried catfish is the other white meat. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!! Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
Dottie Posted July 16, 2011 Posted July 16, 2011 Stan - - I din't know y'all were frum The South. Quote
Stan Posted July 16, 2011 Author Posted July 16, 2011 that was a copy and paste, I should have posted that... Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
Stan Posted July 16, 2011 Author Posted July 16, 2011 fixed thanks Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
LifeHiscost Posted July 16, 2011 Posted July 16, 2011 fixed thanks It was really funny either way. But then I'm not from the south. It sounds like a southern redneck. God blesses! Quote Lift Jesus up!!
CoAspen Posted July 16, 2011 Posted July 16, 2011 Quote: The word 'jeet' is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?' Its called 'conservation of language'.......one word for three that arrives at the same result!!! (might be helpful on the forum) Quote
Stan Posted July 16, 2011 Author Posted July 16, 2011 it would be a shame to use up all your vowels, and still have years of live left. Just sayin' Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
Moderators Gerr Posted July 17, 2011 Moderators Posted July 17, 2011 Stan - - I din't know y'all were frum The South. I thought for a few seconds that he was referring to south B.C. Quote
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