Humor for Lexophiles (words)

[Ellen]

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

The geology professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone, it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts, in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

[phkrause]

Those are great.