Knee-Slapper

[Dr. Shane]

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England . He asked her, "Your Majesty,

how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips

you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important

thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then

asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really

intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer

an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.

"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother

and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your

sister.. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blairanswered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home toask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question.

"Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a

child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his

advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin

Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer

this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your

brother or your sister.. Who is it?" Colin Powell yelled back,

"That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he

went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I

have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! you idiot!

It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL

GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C. *

[Dottie]

Ya got that right!