Members phkrause Posted October 7, 2011 Members Posted October 7, 2011 Ruben is out shopping with his wife Golda, but this is not a shopping expedition that he's enjoying. For over 45 minutes, he's been 'stuck' with Golda in the ladies department of the John Lewis store. And he can't leave because she's ordered him to stay with her until she finds a suitable new outfit. So he's getting very tired and irritable. Then, for the seventh time, Golda comes out of the changing rooms wearing yet another outfit. He looks Golda up and down and then says, "OK, darling, that's the one. Not only does the outfit fit you perfectly, but it's your favorite color as well. So buy it now and let's go get something to eat." "You schnook, Ruben," says Golda, "This is the outfit I came here in." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Ellen Posted October 17, 2011 Posted October 17, 2011 My husband is likely to be as observant as that. It reminds me of the time we redecorated the bathroom. We wanted to do the floor but didn't decide on just what to put there so we thought we would go with the old tiles for a while. A patient went in to see how nice the bathroom was and she said, I really like what you did on the floor. The new shower unit and cabinet and wall paper made the floor look good, I guess! Quote
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