Members phkrause Posted October 7, 2011 Members Posted October 7, 2011 A guy walks into a parrot shop and asks, “How much is that parrot?” “It's $5,000,” replies the store owner. “Why so much?” “Well this parrot knows the Talmud by heart.” The shopper was impressed. “What about that parrot?” he asked. “It's $10,000.” “Why so much?” “Oh this bird knows the Talmud and all of the major rabbinic commentaries.” The shopper notices a platinum cage and asks “how much?” The owner says, “$100,000.” “Wow!! What does that bird know?” The shop owner replies, "I have no idea but the first two birds call him ‘Rebbe’”!! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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